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Blastoise from the Pastoise

Oh man, bros, but I used to love Pokemon. Used to love it BUT GOOD.

Another weird little thing I found while I was going through old stuff of mine (also Gameboy related…? HMMM…) was this pokebro I made out of sculpy. Must have been… *whistle* …four or five years ago when I made this? I didn’t really make it for any reason other than I fucking loved Pokemon. Pretty sure I made a few of these over the years, but I guess this is the only one that survived. I think Dusknoir (that’s his name… oh by the way, DID YOU SEE THE TITLE OF THIS POST?? I am funny but good) was part of one of my UNSTOPPABLE Pokemon DREAM TEAMS. Tremble in fear. But don’t worry, after you pass out, I’ll only take half of your money. Pokeuros, I think they’re called.

Lookit 'im!

Lookit 'im!

Ghost butt.

Ghost butt.

Boring old top-view.

Boring old top-view.

Left

Right

bottom

Yup. That's a Pokemon all right.

Yup. That's a Pokemon all right.

I think you get the idea. Uh, BOO!

I think you get the idea. Uh, BOO!

Now, I use the past tense when I talk about how I feel about Pokemon… Mostly cause I haven’t played it in a couple years, but I tell ya, 30 seconds of talking with my nephew sure as hell makes me want to play it again. He’s always talking about that super goddam ex ultra mega bullshit and stuff, y’know? Yeah, me neither.

…I could have also made a ghosts-from-my-past joke. You know, cause Dusknoir a ghost type. Huh!? Huh!?! COME ON. You love it.

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