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Purdy Part 3

More pictures of stuff! Whether or not they’re purdy, well, that’s up to you!

Part of the city seemed to be on fire one day. I never did look into it though...

Part of the city seemed to be on fire one day. I never did look into it though…

Don't go down that road there.

Don’t go down that road there.

Certified coffee is waaaaaayy too hard to find here! I thought I'd try this one... (hahaha they all taste the same...)

Certified coffee is waaaaaayy too hard to find here! I thought I’d try this one… (hahaha they all taste the same…)

French omelettes in Italy? You wouldn't...

French omelettes in Italy? You wouldn’t…

There's something very comforting about this... Cereal, fruit and tea...

There’s something very comforting about this… Cereal, fruit and tea…

CLEAN PEN, NEW INK.

CLEAN PEN, NEW INK.

NEW BOOK NEW BOOK NEW BOOK. Good lord, just look at how beautiful it is... I'ma fill you with so many drawings, little bro.

NEW BOOK NEW BOOK NEW BOOK. Good lord, just look at how beautiful it is… I’ma fill you with so many drawings, little bro.

The Moon is almost holdin' water...

The Moon is almost holdin’ water…

THIS STATUE, Bernini's Medusa, looks a lot like someone I know. I won't say who though, so that everyone who reads this can wonder if it's them. That oughtta be fun, right?

THIS STATUE, Bernini’s Medusa, looks a lot like someone I know. I won’t say who though, so that everyone who reads this can wonder if it’s them. That oughtta be fun, right?

Harpies?! DON'T GO DOWN THAT ROAD THERE, ULYSSES.

Harpies?! DON’T GO DOWN THAT ROAD THERE, ULYSSES.

I like to imagine that no matter what's going (it don't take a lot of imagination in this case), there are always cherubs flying around, and they're kinda like flies, always just buzzing around and you can never get rid of all of them. Oh, this is Zeus and Hera, by the way. Or, perhaps because this is in Rome, Jove and Juno. (Note the eagle and the peacock)

I like to imagine that no matter what’s going (it don’t take a lot of imagination in this case), there are always cherubs flying around, and they’re kinda like flies, always just buzzing around and you can never get rid of all of them. Oh, this is Zeus and Hera, by the way. Or, perhaps because this is in Rome, Jove and Juno. (Note the eagle and the peacock)

This is what the inside of the Vatican looks like! You just have to imagine this image slowly shuffling along and pushing you down corridors for some reason. Where is everybody going? No one knows, that's the fun part!

This is what the inside of the Vatican looks like! You just have to imagine this image slowly shuffling along and pushing you down corridors for some reason. Where is everybody going? No one knows, that’s the fun part!

Now this is the kind of thing I really like... columns and shadows...

Now this is the kind of thing I really like… columns and shadows…

Hey look! A picture through a hole!

Hey look! A picture through a hole!

It's always kinda nice to look up after a while and see that you're surrounded by a mess. It usually means you've been working hard. Or I guess that you're just gross. Maybe both?

It’s always kinda nice to look up after a while and see that you’re surrounded by a mess. It usually means you’ve been working hard. Or I guess that you’re just gross. Maybe both?

There are some amazing things... in miniature. ...Anyone? ...Hmmm? ...I DO ENJOY WORKING IN MINIATURE. Come on!!

There are some amazing things… in miniature. …Anyone? …Hmmm? …I DO ENJOY WORKING IN MINIATURE. Come on!!

Fire birds and dinosaurs!

Fire birds and dinosaurs!

Speaking of chameleons, these two are more than 150 years old. Isn't that just-- I mean, can't you just-- SO COOL. Crumbling beauties, if I've ever seen 'em.

Speaking of chameleons, these two are more than 150 years old. Isn’t that just– I mean, can’t you just– SO COOL. Crumbling beauties, if I’ve ever seen ’em.

Purdy Pictures

I get the sens from talking to my friends and relations that they’d like to see more pictures of what I’ve been up to. So, as requested, here’s some puuuurdy pictures… Ummm, chronological photos, yeah, that makes sense. We’ll go in order.

I want to see mountains, Gandalf! Mountainssssssuuuuhhhhh...!

I want to see mountains, Gandalf! Mountainssssssuuuuhhhhh...!

Some unspoilt paint ready to be spoilt.

Some unspoilt paint ready to be spoilt.

The view from Turtle Pond (one of my favourite places... I named it myself. Can you tell?).

The view from Turtle Pond (one of my favourite places... I named it myself. Can you tell?).

Graveyard scenery.

Graveyard scenery.

My roomate.

My roomate.

Some light summer reading. In English though... sigh.

Some light summer reading. In English though... sigh.

I think I'd like my own gravestone to look like this...

I think I'd like my own gravestone to look like this...

I imagine that, among other things, these two discuss politics and the weather. And if the bird doesn't give a good sense of scale, that turtle is huge.

I imagine that, among other things, these two discuss politics and the weather. And if the bird doesn't give a good sense of scale, that turtle is huge.

That's my hand in the background.

That's my hand in the background.

Don't be fooled, these are terrible. No problem though, cause that's exactly what I expected.

Don't be fooled, these are terrible. No problem though, cause that's exactly what I expected.

Lookit them clouds!

Lookit them clouds!

Weeelll, I think that’s enough for now. I’ll proooobly do this again though. PEACE.

First, An Update

Well, well… Don’t the devil just fool with the best-laid plans… Let’s not mince words here, I am in Italy at the moment and have been for about a month… SO! What we need is some kind of a blog or something, right? For starters, let’s get an old update out of the way…

As for the sketchbook that I built, I had to make a few extra modifications… I figured out pretty quick that it needed a spine reinforcement and something to protect the corners… Now, the corner thing has some pretty rad potential, cause it looks real official and fancy junk. But adding the corner pieces as a last step (or in this case, an afterthought), well, it has some aesthetic consequences. Buuuut live and learn. It’ll be full soon anyway and I’ll need a new one.

UPGRADE

Crispcorners

It's a bit of a bummer to have this weird overlap. But if it was underneath the inside cover...? Oh baby...

It's a bit of a bummer to have this weird overlap. But if it was underneath the inside cover...? Oh baby...

And there was another one of the Active and Contemplative Life sketchbooks that was in seeeeriously bad shape, even worse than the others (Ahem, as I recall I managed to drop it on the sidewalk and step on it in the same awkward movement outside of the Salsateria in Guelph, Ontario), which I also repaired. I figured I’d use a different paper for this one and dug into my unusually large* stock of Japanese papers…

TAACL

Redcorners

Redspine

Looking decent.

Looking decent.

And as for my nephew being crazy for Pokemon, my birthday card is case and point. I love it.

Chandelure is one of my favourites... how did he know??

Chandelure is one of my favourites... how did he know??

*Unusually large in that I can’t EVER see myself finding a use for even half of them, and that’d be after some pretty serious trying. What did I think I’d use them for? Why did I buy so much?? I can’t even guess what I thought at the time… I assume it’s not just me, but why do we do this to ourselves? Why is it so easy to accumulate STUFF. Like, no-fooling, honest-to-goodness STUFF. No other definition fits. And art supplies are somehow the worst… you’d think I’d know exactly what I need and only burden myself with the essentials, wouldn’t you? Nope. You should see how much goddam conte I have. I hate conte.

Well, well, well… Look who came crawling back.

HELLO! Hello, yes! Yes, hello! Welcome! Welcome back! It’s been what, two years?

Good friggin’ lord…

ANYHOW, I’m back! Back to WEEKLY posts! Boy, I missed you, loyal reader. And to show it, because you’ve been faithfully checking everyday for the last two years, I got a three-fer for ya today. (Don’t get used to this)

So for starters, MAN OH MAN, the things you find when you clean out your Mom’s house… Check this out! Too bad the Gameboy that came in this box didn’t fare as well against the ravages of time… and nine-year-olds. Still works though, I assure you, but you wouldn’t know from looking at it.

Pretty goddam rad packaging...

Pretty goddam rad packaging...

Yeah, me and me ol’ Ma are giving the place a hell of an overhaul before I skip the continent. It’s amazing how much shit you can fit in a house. But on the bright side this is the fourth garbage day running that we’ve put out at least this much stuff… Not to mention the trips to goodwill, the clothing pickups and the pile of stuff waiting for the scrap metal guy (yeah, we have a scrap metal guy!).

Decent.

Decent.

The house is definitely the cleanest it’s been in as long as I can remember. I’m actually starting to run out of things to throw out, and IT TERRIFIES ME. Gonna have to dig into more of that “sentimental” bullshit… oh yeah, burn baby, burn…

What? Artwork? Art blog? Shaddap.

Oh Goodness…

Oh my. That was a heck of a hiatus there…

The last post waaaas, let’s see… oh my… September. Wow. Well, a lot has happened since then. Seems like a lot, anyway. Maybe not a lot of postable artwork (Hmmm… spell check doesn’t believe in “postable?” I doubt I made that up… whatever man, the age of innernet and stuff), which I have some mixed feelings on, but a lot nonetheless. INCLUDING a brief interruption in the existence of this whole website! Whew! Kids, take my advice, when you get a new credit card, sit down and think about the bills you pay with that thing! New expiry date! Yeah. There’s a pearl of wisdom for ya, bros.

Anyhow, assuming anyone is still reading this thing, you’re probably not here for my fantastic linguistic abilities, abundant though they may be, so I shall digress into some drawerings or something. Bam. Now that’s a sentence, if I ever sawr me one.

Ahem. Maybe I went crazy? Who knows!? Take a look at these pictures and judge for yourself! Wahooo!

What?? Who's that handsome devil?

What?? Who's that handsome devil?

What in the world?

What in the world?

Horned Skulls